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> Oh Lord Please Kill This Caribbean Beauch, I'm counting on you Lord
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post Feb 29 2004, 02:21 PM [ Post #1 ]


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Oh Lord, Please Buy Me A Mercedes Benz

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?


Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?


Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?


Everybody!


Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?


That's it!

Mercedes Benz
Janis Joplin, Bob Neuwirth, Michael McClure


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I was reading the lyrics to Janis Joplins' "Oh Lord Please Buy Me A Mercedes Benz" (which is here under the Ho Athems topic) and I thought that I would write a prayer more applicable to temping, given that this is a temp website.

I like to call this one


Oh Lord, Please Kill This (butt ugly) Caribbean Beauch


Oh Lord, please kill this Caribbean Beauch
I'd do it myself Lord but I don't want to touch it
Worked in this WP Center for most of the year
Oh Lord, please kill this Carribbean Beauch

I started temping after a long long dry spell
I lucked up with this Center job it is so so swell
I could learn to love this gig I like the monet
But Lord this Carib Beauch is driving me craze-za

The Beauch is the Supervisor you know how it is
In New York City Lord, they only hire her kind for this
I try not to look at her cause I know I would puke
She looks like she was beaten and set on fire to boot

I did a little survey not too long ago
Everybody in this center has a degree except for her
I know there's a quota for butt ugly Caribs
So Lord you gotsa kill this Caribbean Beauch

Can you do that for me Lord? I surely would appreciate it.


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Caribbean Beauch
post Mar 2 2004, 12:34 AM [ Post #2 ]


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How Dare You!

This is exactly why New York City employers prefer the foreign born of my kind to you Domestic Negroes

It is exactly the kind of mentality you display in your idiot poem which drives employers to hire my kind to supervise Word Processing Centers at all of the Major Law Firms in New York City


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post Mar 2 2004, 12:39 AM [ Post #3 ]


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You tell him sister

A sixth grade education in Jamaica is better than a Masters Degree in Engineering from any American College
 
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post Mar 2 2004, 12:42 AM [ Post #4 ]


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Excuse You!

I'm not your sister

Clearly, we are not even of the same race!


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