More Ugly People Working, Scary Butt Ugly Options

[Peter Everhard]

I took a temp assignment recently at a law firm and I was shocked to see so many ugly people working. And these people were not your typical ugly that we have all come to expect at law firms, but scary butt ugly. I mean someone should do some genetic testing in this center to make sure that these things are homo sapien.

there was this one guy, who apparently had a long term temp spot, who really should answer some of those face wasting treatment ads in the papers these days. And there was this ghetto beauch dressed is some kind of ghetto outfit that even homeless people would be embarassed to wear. Her ass was pretty near as far out as she was tall. When I went to get additional work, this butt ugly looked up at me and asked: "Are you ready for me?", just thinking about this again has made me puke again..

But then as I thought about it (while trying not to puke), it seemed to make sense that a lot more ugly people would be working now.

Let me explain.

First of all, in such a bad market for temping, I'm betting that anyone really really hot has taken a PERM job until the temping demand picks up again. And,

Anyone reasonably attractive who is trying to temp now HAS to be viewed as a threat by the normal-to-butt-ugly-people who have jobs. I mean you would expect the normal-to-butt-ugly-PERM-people who have jobs to be deliberately selecting people who are uglier than they are to protect their own jobs. So,

Since the people working in WP Centers at law firms were all ugly to begin with, it stands to reason that the ugly factor in WP Centers at law firms would now increase by 50 - 75%.

So, you see,

it makes perfect sense that,

So many more ugly people are working now.